Kids say the Darndest things! I know everyone thinks they have the funniest children. Here is a few funnies our kids have recently said!
We have been reading the scriptures. After each chapter we discuss with our kids what was being said or what happened in what we just read. We were reading in 2nd Nephi yesterday. Grace and Gid love reading, Hal has yet to sit still for more then 2 minutes.
We were explaining about the pre-existance and Jesus and Satan's plan. What plan we chose ect.
Gracie: (very seriously). Mom, is Satan here in Dayton.
Me: yup, Satan is always trying to get us to naughty mean things, sometimes he has helpers that try and get us to be bad.
Grace: That is not good. Satan needs a really long time out!
Again reading the scriptures. Brian was explaining about contentions between the Lamanites and Nephites. He explained what a contention was as a fight.
Gid: They were fighting!
Gracie: Yes, Gid. That is what he just said.
Gid: Dad, how were they fighting?
Gracie (exasperated) Gid, they were pinching, hitting and biting.
And last
Gid ran into the kitchen very excitedly holding a penny.
Gid: Mom, look what I found. Now we can go to Disney Land!
Me: um, yea that will help.